Wednesday, September 03, 2008

One afternoon, a wealthy liberal was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He
ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a
car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with

The liberal replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about
two feet tall."