The Post Turtle POTUSelect has not done one thing, one Bill, one key Vote.
Too many Present Votes.
A Post Turtle.
You know he didn't get up on top of that fence post by himself. He does not belong up there and nobody knows who put him up there.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to the POTUSelect
The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, he's “post turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a “post turtle” was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a “post turtle”.
The old rancher continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb asses put him up there.”