Monday, April 13, 2009

Taliban bans all women from shaving their beards, and all men from leaving the house.

Anyone found using toilet paper will be executed on the spot! (All left hands will be examined for required encrusted feces and, if found with no encrusted feces, arm will be chopped off at the elbow)

Encrusted feces examination checkpoints will be set up immediately, manned by muslim religious leaders with axes.

All beardless boys will be taken to caves and anally raped (just like crazy Mo did)! (Which is why all muslim women HATE to shave their beards)

Anally raping beardless boys is an important cultural muslim step in turning helpless children into raging, sex crazed, sadistic, sociopathic, suicidal butchers.