Friday, April 10, 2009

The White House is said to be sending a contingent of liberal fascist lawyers from Chicago to Somalia to aid in collecting evidence for the inevitable law suit by the Somali pirates against our military

Muffled sobbing has been heard throughout the White House over the poor, sweet, darling Somali pirates. (They're victims, don't you know, they are POVERTY STRICKEN, you know) (Hey, crybabies, poverty is NEVER EVER about money or lack thereof) and preparations are being made to bring them to several as yet unnamed rural communities (if anyone tell the truth, it's HATE SPEECH, if anyone objects it's RACISM!!!)

It's all the jews fault anyhow!

Just genocide Israel and all these nasty problems will instantly go away!