Monday, June 15, 2009

Awesome cultural warfare:The liberal fascist hateocrats can dish it out, but can they take it?

DIRTY DAVE STALKING PALIN AT THE BALLPARK
Letterman: Hate Show with a Dirty Old Man



After nearly 5,000 hate-night broadcasts, Quagmire "ODB" Letterman remains one of the sickest and unfunniest dirty old men in the history of conservative-bashing on television.
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TOP 10 NEW SLOGANS FOR DIRTY DAVE AND CBS:

10. Anything Goes Here As Long As It's Not About A Liberal

9. Obama Jokes...Never Did 'Em, Never Will!

8. Bring On The Innocent Underage Daughters Of People We're Trying To Demonize

7. Bush. Too Stupid To Think Up The Really Cool Child-Rape Jokes

6. Remembering Comedy's Prime Directive: To Support Democrats

5. Biden? No, We Can't Think Of Anything Funny About Biden.

4. Why Are We Still Doing Palin Jokes? Because We're "Edgy!"

3. Praise Obama.

2. Why The Obsession With The Super Hot Alaska Governor? Have You SEEN Mrs. Letterman?
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And the number one new slogan for Dave and CBS:

1. Sure Our Ratings Are Tanking, But We've Still Got Our Dignity!

-Irony Curtain